A novel by

The Niftacular

J B James

Contains: A spy. A mutant. A child with plans. A romance that wasn't. A doctor whose specialty cannot be printed. Nine different kinds of Nazi. A flying submarine. A man who is a fly. The Treaty of Frankfurt. Wittgenstein. A vat. A boat. A border. A boxing match no commission would sanction. The counterfeiting of every meaningful thing, with no original left to return to. Madness. Filth. Mimesis. And the sense that something foundational to reality has come loose for good...and bad. Also: jokes. Many of which you will not forgive yourself for laughing at.

Does not contain: Trigger warnings. Unmolested sacred cows. Anything remotely safe.

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Reviews

Completely deranged. Filthy as hell. Funny enough that you forgive it almost everything.

D. Farrow

It's one of those books where you keep thinking, 'this is completely unacceptable,' and then a line later you're laughing even harder.

Anon

The best thing about it is the lack of fear. It doesn't write like a book hoping to avoid trouble. It writes like a book that has noticed the state of the world and decided caution would be dishonest.

S. Chen

This is one of those rare novels where the offense is doing real work. It isn't shocking in a lazy way. It's using disgust, excess, and absurdity to describe a culture that has become impossible to describe politely.

Anon

I can already hear the humourless people angrily screaming about how evil and disgusting this is, which honestly makes me like it more. It's vulgar, reckless, and often hilarious, but there's a proper brain behind it.

T. Gallagher

This is the sort of novel people will call irresponsible when they really mean free. It is reckless, vulgar, and often laugh-out-loud funny, but beneath the offence is an unmistakable contempt for the lies, euphemisms, and nervous orthodoxies of the age.

R. Blackwell
J B James
About the author

J B James is actually a warehouse full of infinite monkeys chained to keyboards. The Niftacular is their 17,096700,00353th work of almost total nonsense. Try not to take it seriously.

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